THE COLD SHOULDER
F*ck the HOA — Black Embroidered Beanie
Embroidered logo
Warm ears. Cold stare. Zero interest in the minutes.
$35.00 + shipping
Choose your hatNEIGHBORHOOD PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION.
Let the hat
say it.
COMMITTEEDISAPPROVED
You bought a house. Somehow, Gary got promoted to your manager.
F*ck the HOA. For everything you’re trying not to say.
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✳ SMALL HAT. BIG AGENDA ITEM.✳ NO COMMITTEE APPROVAL REQUESTED.✳ LET THE HAT SAY IT.
YOUR RESPONSE DOES NOT NEED TO BE IN WRITING.
Pick your hat.
Piss off a clipboard.
Three hats. One beautifully unproductive board meeting.
Pick the color that brings out the complaint in your neighbor.
THE COMPLAINT MAGNET
F*ck the HOA — Blue Foam Trucker
Printed logo
The sky is blue. Your hat is blue. Somehow only one needs approval.
$35.00 + shipping
Choose your hatTHE WRITTEN RESPONSE
F*ck the HOA — Red Flat-Bill Trucker
Printed logo
For when “per my last email” needs a brim.
$35.00 + shipping
Choose your hat
Attendance at the next board meeting: unlikely.
THE NEIGHBORS THEY WARNED YOU ABOUT
Great hat.
Terrible committee fit.
They came for the backyard barbecue. Gary came with a tape measure. Guess who’s not invited back.
For everyone who’d rather enjoy their neighborhood than supervise it. Let the hat say it.
Get the red hat →F*ck the HOA IN THE WILD
Happy customers.
Unhappy committees.
Out having fun. Wearing the hat. Accidentally becoming the topic of the next neighborhood email.
Your photos. Our captions. Zero committee approval.
Find your next dress-code violation →THE DEPARTMENT OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Congratulations.
You’re probably
in violation.
Existing peacefully on your own property? Bold move. Let’s see what the board made up today.
UNOFFICIAL NOTICE NO. 001
VIOLATION
ALLEGED OFFENSE
Your trash can was visible from a satellite.
Recommended response:
Let the hat say it.
THE UNOFFICIAL NEIGHBORHOOD POSITION
Your neighbor got a clipboard.
And made it everyone’s problem.
Your trash can was out for eleven extra minutes. Eleven. Somewhere, a man in wraparound sunglasses is calling an emergency meeting.
F*ck the HOA is your response to the driveway detectives, lawn-length investigators, and people who say “the bylaws” at barbecues. Put it on. Go outside. Become an agenda item.
THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH PARTY
“That’s a violation.”
Cool. Here’s our response.
We have one thing to say about that: F*ck the HOA. Watch the reels. Meet the clipboard crowd. You’ll understand the hat.
A MOVEMENT. WITHOUT THE MANDATORY MEETINGS.
They’ve got a clipboard.
We’ve got a hat.
F*ck the HOA is for everyone who bought a home and accidentally joined a permission slip club. Join the unofficial neighborhood movement. Put it on. Let the hat say it.
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Before the committee asks
Actual answers.
No meeting required.
How are the hats made?
Each hat is decorated to order through our fulfillment partner, Printful. The red flat-bill trucker and blue foam trucker have printed logos. Only the black beanie has an embroidered logo.
Where do you ship?
We are starting with customers in the United States. Shipping charges are shown at checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Made-to-order items need production time before shipping. We’ll display delivery information on the product page and send tracking when your order ships.
Need help with an order?
Email fckthehoa.store@gmail.com with your order number. If something arrives damaged or misprinted, include a photo so we can help.
THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A HAT.